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Yo Momma! November 6, 2006

Posted by O.J. in Humour.
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 Yo Momma!

Ladies & Gentlemen,

“The Theme” proudly presents Sati’s Top 5 “Yo Momma!” jokes.  _________________________________________________________________________________________

5.  Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

4.  Yo momma’s so fat, that when she jumped for joy…she got stuck!

3.  Yo momma’s so fat, even God couldn’t lift her spirits!

2.  Yo momma’s so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move!

And the number one “Yo Momma!” joke is… 

1.  Yo momma’s so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side!

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If you have some good “Yo momma!” jokes, then please, do share…

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1. Randoosh - November 11, 2006

How about this one:-

Yo mama’s so fat she’s on both side of the family… :-)